I came across something in Wikipedia that made me laugh. Are you an intellectual? Well… according to the Wikipedia entry on the William Tell Overture,
[...] the definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and not think about The Lone Ranger.1
If you’re fortunate enough never to have heard of The Lone Ranger,2 I guess that makes you an intellectual 
That was easy!
A screen shot of a portion of the Wikipedia article on the William Tell Overture (Feb. 18, 2010).
References
- William Tell Overture http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Tell_Overture Accessed February 18, 2010.
- The Lone Ranger http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lone_Ranger Accessed February 18, 2010.
